I've decided that perhaps
I should have my tongue surgically removed.
I'm thinking this would solve several of
my most pressing problems.
It would make it much more difficult
to eat
I should have my tongue surgically removed.
I'm thinking this would solve several of
my most pressing problems.
It would make it much more difficult
to eat
and to talk -
Two things that seem to be getting me into
a lot of trouble lately.
Perhaps I should just focus on
biting my tongue more.
If I bite hard enough
this could have the same effect
and it would probably be a lot cheaper.
Two things that seem to be getting me into
a lot of trouble lately.
Perhaps I should just focus on
biting my tongue more.
If I bite hard enough
this could have the same effect
and it would probably be a lot cheaper.
Today I am thankful for
a sister who is willing to be my mom's nurse - still.
telephones that make communicating with people far away easier.
kids that ask my opinion and forgive me when I give it.
2 comments:
hmmmm---I am sensing a story behind this one--inquiring minds want to know. I'll trade you dog houses if ya want--seems I am in one also.....
Who is the good looking lady in the photo? If you were to have your tongue removed then you wouldn't be able to whistle anymore so I wouldn't reccomend it.
Doug
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