How Did It Happen?

The youngest son was complaining over the weekend
that his shoulder really hurt.
I felt it and looked at it
and it seemed to look and feel different than the other one
but then he said it was getting better
so I didn't worry about it.
Today at school it started hurting again
and class was kind of boring
so he went to the school nurse
to have her check it out.
She said it was dislocated
and popped it back into place.
Apparently it hurt even more after that
and I had to run drugs to the school for him.

So, how do you think this 16-year-old dislocated his shoulder?
Here is a list of some activities
he was involved in during the past few days.
Which one do you think did it?

Playing front yard football with the neighbors.
Covertly decorating a house in the middle of the night.
Hugging a girl.
Shooting Pool.
Washing the mountain of dishes
that he put off washing for way too long.
Playing computer games.
Texting, under the desk, during class.
Playing the trombone at a pancake breakfast.
Driving the car.
Playing basketball with the young men.
Climbing out of the top bunk of the bunk bed.
Having a push and shove match with his brother.
Throwing rocks at a stray cat.
Being pulled out of the path of a bus by a friend.
Picking up his back pack.
Taking out the trash.
Helping his oldest sister move.

What do you think?
Which dangerous activity caused the damage?

Today I am thankful

that the nurse didn't report me to CPS for neglecting my son.
that said son wasn't hit by a bus.
that the dishes did finally get washed.